Beggin’ Like a Bitch

Oh hell no
There’s no fuckin’ way!

Coming to my house
Begging like a bitch
Dressed up like a muppet
I’m about to lose my shit!

There’s no tricks or treats
You’re like fuckin’ forty-three

Holding out your pillowcase
I’ll fuckin’ rip it out your hand
Tie it over your empty head
And give you a fuckin’ lamp!

Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror
Why? Is that alright?
I just wanted you to see
What an asshole you look like!

Oh! Ok, ok, how...
How dare you stand in my fucking door and say
“Well, actually I’m dressed as a Wooly Willy”
No! No, bitch! What do I look like?
You are a muppet!
You know what? Fuck it!
I shoved Pop Rocks up your dick hole
Threw Chiclets at your bitch
Used wax lips to Charleston Chew her ass
She’s shitting fuckin’ Whatchamacallits
Gimme my fuckin’ flute!

This bitch-ass muppet ruined everything
Everybody go home! Go home! I’m done!
I have had enough of this shit!
You are a muppet!