Eating the Turkey

Thank you Lord, for the food before us and the hands that prepared it
Whoa...
What the fuck happened to the turkey?

They must've had the turkey's legs wrapped around their head
Maybe ate its asshole clean
Gobbled and licked 'till their lost their shit
At least that's what it looks like to me

They must've been sucking and fucking the stuffing
Right out of the dead bird
Some people like to bone while they eat
At least that's what I heard

Ohh, mmm mmm
Ohh, yeah
Mmm mmm

Now mama's crying in the kitchen
Shittin' out her ass
She said "Boy, those coyotes must've been hungry!"
I said "Sure, let's go with that."

They must've had the turkey's legs wrapped around their head
Maybe ate its asshole clean
Gobbled and licked 'till their lost their shit
At least that's what it looks like to me
They must've been sucking and fucking the stuffing
Right out of the dead bird
Some people like to bone while they eat
At least that's what I heard

There's people all fuckin' birds

At least that's how it seems

Oh mama, Rest in peace